Food Porn

So I still can't get over the Quiznos Toasty Torpedoes. My coupon for a free one expired today so I had to use it. I went to Quiznos, placed my order and paid for the food. I thought they might be a little dry, so I had them slathered in oil. Next, I pumped out a hot, thick, load of creamy, white...horseradish. Once all was said and done, I found myself staring at two hot, long, uncut sandwiches. All I could think was, "Sweet Lord! Someone circumcise those things!" As I dipped my food into the horseradish, dropped to my knees and deepthroated my lunch, I thought of a new company slogan for Quiznos.


Quiznos: Sandwiches so big you'll want to share them with a friend!


Or just grab a couple for yourself!