All women have snakes in their heads and all men are dogs. OK, that's a broad generalization but let's look deeper into the situation. The basic premise of the assumption is that women are crazy and men only care about sex. Go ahead and think about it.
Think about that ex-girlfriend who went nutty on you. Think about what she did - all the little things. When you start to piece all the tiny bits together, you realize that she was crazy, don't you? That chick had snakes in her head! Maybe you're married to a crazy lady. Are you allowed to have friends who are females? Can you still hang out with your friends? Nope? Snakes in her head!
Now ladies, don't think I'm biased. I know that most of us guys are dogs. All we're interested in is food, sex, and sleep and not necessarily in that order. Hell, if we had a fur coat and a tail, most of us would be barking at the moon! I'm sure most guys will readily admit to this so that's not exactly breaking news.
There is somewhat of a bleed over though. Roughly 10 - 15% of women are dogs and about the same amount of men have snakes in their heads. These are the folk you really want to stay away from. The bitches will stab you in the back and the crazies will just stab you...repeatedly.
However, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. There is about 10% of the population that the rules don't apply to. There are actually a few good, decent people left on this rock. Sure no one is perfect. We all have carnal urges sometimes and we all need to be just a little bit crazy to put up with the rest of the world.
90% of all of the people on earth are either snakes or dogs. The other 10% are those who float to the top and that's who you should strive to surround yourself with.
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I am not sure if I fit in the top 10%, more like top 10-15%. It takes to have a little bleeding down to be able to live in the world with the bottom 85%. LOL
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